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What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
They both like a tight seal.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Mega-sor-ass
What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
Their balls are just for decoration.
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is using a feather...kinky is using the whole chicken.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One... Men will screw anything.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with....The other is used to carry groceries.
What is the difference between a peeping tom and a robber?
A robber snatches watches.
How do you know if a Chinese person robs your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Why did they invent White Chocolate?
So little black kids could get messy too.
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