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Living on Earth is expensive,
but it does include a free trip
around the sun every year.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door your on.
Birthdays are good for you;
the more you have the longer you live.
Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?
Most of us go to our grave with our music
still inside of us.
If Walmart is lowering prices everyday,
how come nothing is free yet?
You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Don't cry because it's over;
smile because it happened.
We could learn a lot from crayons;
some are sharp, some are pretty,
some are dull, some have weird names,
and all are different colors....
but they all exist very nicely in the same box.
A truly happy person is one who can
enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Happiness comes through dooes you didn't even know you left open.
Have an awesome day, and know that someone who thinks you're great thought of you today!
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