A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened  it and slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.

A little later she went to the mailbox opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed  it closed  harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her,

"Is there something wrong?" To which she replied,

"There certainly is!" My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."