An American is at a restaurant one morning having his coffee and a croissant with jam, when a Canadian man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the Canadian who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

Canadian: "Do you Americans eat the whole bread, eh?"

American): "Of course we do."

Canadian: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In Canada, we only eat what's inside, eh. The crusts are collected in a container, recycled into croissants, and sold to America, eh."

The Canadian has a smirk on his face. The American listens in silence.

The Canadian persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread, eh?"

American: "Of Course we do."

Canadian: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling).
"We don't, eh. In Canada we eat fresh fruit for breakfast,
then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers,
recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to
America, eh."

The American then asks: "Do you have sex in Canada?"

Canadian: "Why of course we do, eh", the Canadian says with a big smirk on his face.

American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Canadian: "We throw them away, eh."

American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell it to Canada."