~ Home ~ What's New ~ Photos ~ Events ~ Serenity ~ Funnies ~
~ Alaska or Bust
~ Guest Book ~ Contact Us ~ Message Board ~

Misc. Jokes

Blind Wal-mart Clerk

A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday.

Since she doesn't know which one to get, she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

A Wal-Mart "associate" is standing there with dark shades on and she says,

"Excuse me sir, can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says,

"Ma'am I'm completely blind, but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes." She doesn't believe him, but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with Zebco 404 reel and10-pound test line... It's a good all around combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the
sound of it dropping on the counter; I'll take it."

The woman opens her purse and sees her credit card holder drop on the floor. As she bends down to pick it up she accidentally passes gas.
At first she is really embarrassed, but then concludes there is no way he could tell it was she that farted.
Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.

The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please." The woman is totally confused by this and says, "Didn't you tell me it was on special for $20.00?

How did you get $34.50?" He replies, "Yes Ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00 but the duck call is $11.00 and the catfish bait is $3.50."

Back to list of
Misc. Jokes

Next

Back

~ Home ~ What's New ~ Photos ~ Events ~ Serenity ~ Funnies ~
~ Alaska or Bust
~ Guest Book ~ Contact Us ~ Message Board ~