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Misc. Jokes

Learning Chinese

That's not right.~~~~Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive? ~~~~Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me ASAP.~~~~Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man ~~~~Dum Gai

Small Horse ~~~~Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?~~~~ Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table~~~~Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift.~~~~Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here.~~~~Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet~~~~ Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone~~~~ No Pah King

You are not very bleft~~~~Yu So Dum

I got this for free~~~~Ai No Pei

Please stay a while longer~~~~Wai Go Nao?

Stay out of sight~~~~ Lei Lo

He's cleaning his automobile~~~~Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive~~~~ Yu Stin Ki Pu

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