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Shit Concept

Shit...what a concept!



Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.

You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot.
 
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit,lose shit,  find shit, forget shit,and tell others to eat shit and die.

You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just  shit your life away.

People can be shit headed, shit brained, shit blinded, and shit over.

Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits,dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.

There is bull shit, and horse shit and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can take a shit, give a shit, or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and somedays are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

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