10. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye!
9. I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run - So We're Even.
8. I Haven't Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few
7. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
6. You Gave Me Warm Fuzzies....Now I'm on Penicillin!
5. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
4. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
3. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
2. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
1. She's A Lookin' Better After Every Beer