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"R" Rated Jokes

"F" Word

Ten times when using the "F" word was probably acceptable:

#10 "What the @#$% was that?"
Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

#9 "Where did all those @#$% Indians come from?"
Gen. Geo. Custer, 1877

#8 "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that"
Albert Einstein, 1938

#7 "It does so @#$%ing look like her"
Pablo Picasso, 1926

#6 "How the @#$% did you work that out?" 
Pythagoras, 126 B.C.

#5 "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
Michelangelo, 1566

#4 "Where the @#$% are we?"
Amelia Earhart, 1937

#3 "Scattered @#$%ing showers...My Ass!"
Noah, 4314 B.C.

#2 "Aw c'mon, who the @#$% is going to find out?"
Bill Clinton, 1999

And the drum roll please.....

#1 "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @#$%ing mad"
Osama Bin Laden, September 2001.

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