Nursery school teacher says to her class... "Who can use the word Definitely in a sentence?"

First little girl says, "The sky is definitely blue."

Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..."

Second little boy... "Trees are definitely green."
"
Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown..."

Little Andy from the back of the class stands up and says... "Does a fart have lumps?"

The teacher looks horrified and says, "Andy! Of course not!!!"

"OK, then I DEFINITELY shit my pants