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Jack and Jill
Went up the hill to have a little fun, stupid Jill forgot the pill. And now they have a son.
Mary had a little Lamb
Her father shoot it dead. Now it goes to school with her between two hunks of bread.
Little Miss Muffet
sat on her tuffet, her clothes all tattered and torn. It had not been the spider that crept up beside her, but little boy blue and his horn.
There was a little girl,
who had a little curl, right in the middle of her forehead.
And when she was good, she was very good, but when she was bad she got a fur coat, jewels, and a sports car.....
Humpty Dumpty
sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall, all the kings horses and all the kings men had scrambled eggs for breakfast.
Hey Diddle, Diddle
the cat did a piddle, all over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun when it died of electric shock.
Georgie Porgy
Pudding and pie, kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play he kissed them too,
because he was gay.
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